Reading: Genesis 1: 30
Reflection: Hopefully you will agree with me that God has a sense of humor. I think God does (otherwise why would we have gnats)? God also created all that we eat so today I thought I’d share with you some of “Brad and Connie’s Salad Jokes.” We all need a good laugh once in awhile. A fellow co-worker of mine and I came up with these jokes one summer at camp. Our stage names were Brad and Connie. Hope you enjoy them! Lettuce go and make a salad. See that piece of wire coming out of your salad bowl? It’s so you can cauliflower! I have an 18 carrot salad—it’s pretty valuable. My salad is hamming it up. Making a salad can be a cucumbersome experience. What is a new age bowl for a salad called? A rad-dish Please turn around for a moment—my salad’s dressing. My salad is depressed—it has blue cheese. The salad was so happy it shouted with broccoli! A new salad song: Lettuce break heads together with our peas. What does a salad get when it is in the sun too long? A crou-tan Our salad jokes seem to be sprouting out in new directions. You salad must have a light dressing on it- it only has 500 islands. Please eat olive your salad. And the best salad joke we came up with: A head of lettuce and a carrot went out to dinner one night. They had a lovely meal and we just finished with dessert when the waiter came over and asked if there would be anything else. The head of lettuce responded, “No, just the chick peas.” --Chad Hershberger, Camp Mount Luther Director
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